Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "kendall needs to stop going on pointless websites for no reason. for so many hours."
- HEY! It may be my computer but you must be talking about Ike.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Kendall looks like another Barrett - as good with a bat as he is bad with a glove."
- I'm sooo confused... but apparently dangerous

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "County Attorney Kendall says house entry, fatal shooting were justified."
-Taking the warning labels off of everything would be good enough for me but okay.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Kendall wants you to know that God gives you thorns for your benefit."
-True, true, and DCF for your parents' benefits

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Kendall does what he wants to prevent boredom and add variety."
-Damn skippy ... now what is that mysterious ticking noise?

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Kendall hates Liverpool due to the fact,he almost joined them from preston,but liverpool had already signed Gordon Milne and Peter"
-Umm....

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Kendall asks how much goes into the printer bin: one-fourth or one-half?"
-Is the printer bin half empty or half full?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Kendall goes into labor and gives birth to a premature baby boy!"
-... Umm, babe .... well at least we know you are the father

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Kendall likes to catch"
- well that would explain the last question, lol.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Kendall eats half of a jalapeno pepper and dies."
-

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Kendall wears tacky sweaters and gets more ass than a toilet."
-..........................ROFLMAO!!!!

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: "Kendall was arrested after a police search of a duplex revealed over 300 grams of. cocaine, weapons, cash, and other items. Obviously Kendall was ARRESTED and stamped a SEXUAL PREDATOR for life, thank God Massey has not been arrested yet.
-....... WHAT!?!? Who is Massey?